Dear Lindsay… | Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club | MTV

Dear Lindsay… | Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club | MTV


– What’s more important? The crush or the work? So the guy or the work? I would say focus on
your work and the masses will come honey! Okay first of all she’s your boss, you can’t tell her anything. She doesn’t have time to listen to you. Maybe dress more like me. More of a modest fashion. And ask her, maybe take the time to write, maybe write her a note, or ask her personal assistant
or first person next to her what she would prefer you to dress like. I don’t know what you’re dressing like, but if your boss is saying
that it might be bad. Super expensive juices? Okay, that’s your first problem. First of all you could have
worse thieves in your life. I would invest in working harder
and getting a small fridge. Next to your desk. That you store everything is yours. And label your stuff so it’s your shit. And nobody can touch it. Simple. Or buy less expensive juices. Make your own. I’m scared for you already. I would write a strong apology. I mean immediately. That’s mean. And check your CC’s. (laughing) This is funny, sorry. Look at him in the eyes and tell him, that’s really gross. First problem. Go girl. I mean you’re kinda screwed. Uh.Hmm. Go to work really early the
next day and the second everyone puts their phone down for a
second, they turn their head, take all their phones, make sure they haven’t posted anything. And then run. (mouth snapping) Maybe less encouragement and
more listening and trusting your boss ‘cuz I am your boss, aren’t I? (laughing) – [Man] Mic drop? No mic drop. Card drop. I hope that my long journey
in my life has helped you a little bit. (laughing) I hope my time was worth your while.