The Situation RETURNS | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation

The Situation RETURNS | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation


– [Snooki] We have to do
something, who do you call?! 911! I won’t be able to live with myself. Oh my God! – [Pauly D] Where’s
Angelina, she’s needs an EMT. – [Snooki] She’s the (beep) worst. – She’s an EMT. – [Vinny] It’s an accident,
you have no control over it. – Oh my God, we’re gonna get arrested. – Better go six feet under. (women screaming) – Where do we go from here? (tense music) – [Snooki] Well, we’re not
getting our deposit back. – If someone’s not understanding you, in such a way that you
feel like you’re drowning, you need to run the other way. – [Both] Oh my God! – Spirit made me feel like, if you don’t make this happen
then it’s not gonna end well. – But it’s like the worst. – [Snooki] Finally divorced Jenny! (beep) – [Pauly D] DTF Wagon! – [Group] Yeah! (group cheering) – My dear brothers and sisters, today we are celebrating. – [Group] New Orleans! – [Snooki] Whenever I drink
wine, I’m just a better person. (women cheering) – I don’t think she can do that, right? – [Announcer] Nicole to the main stage. Nicole to the stage. – [Group] Whoa! – If I’m DJing her wedding, I’m not giving her the
divorce party for free. She has to pay me for both. (horn honking) – [Angelina] Oh, Chris,
(beep) you’re an idiot! – [Deena] I can’t wait to see Mike! – [Officer] Can I help you guys? – I’m picking up my husband. – [Officer] Okay. – You popped your cherry! (group cheering) – Situation is free, baby! Life could get no better. Yep, we free! – Where to? – [Mike] Back to the Jersey Shore. – Aw. – I wanna bowl. – That’s how you do it! (Snooki screaming)
(glass breaking) ♪ Hallelujah ♪ – [Group] Oh my God! – [Mike] BDS is in the building! (women screaming) – Oh my God! – [Snooki] Mike! – [Mike] What the hell? (loud thudding)